i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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