I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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