so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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