brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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