i may or may not be watching the land before time
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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