"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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