this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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