I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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