sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm at about main and main street
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I enjoy the company of your penis
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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