If i come over, it means nothing
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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