honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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