escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Fuck appropriateness.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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