You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You've changed since you got that strap on
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