i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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