i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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