So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I deserve to be covered in dicks
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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