How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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