she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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