I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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