All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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