well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Randomize
