Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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