its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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