I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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