The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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