Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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