How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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