So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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