You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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