PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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