On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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