so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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