covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
