Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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