The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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