yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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