I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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