WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We need to rekindle our bromance
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
