she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just high enough for therapy.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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