i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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