I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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