if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Enjoy the penises
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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