Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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