He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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