I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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