i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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