She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
well you can't waste a boner
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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