at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sext me about skeletons
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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