she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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