WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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