One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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