Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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