STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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