we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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