Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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